I know, this might be a strange first real entry for a blog. I should introduce myself first. Hi! How are ya?

I was thinking about movies and my books as movies. I’m a very visual person. So okay, who would direct and who would act in my books/movies?

Torqed is the young adult humorous science fiction, dark fantasy, fairy tale mashup I’m working on now and it was easy to hire a director and actors in my head for that one.

Directed by:

Terry Gilliam. Gilliam, if you’re not familiar, did the cartoons in Monty Python. He also is responsible for bringing us Brazil, Time Bandits and Baron Munchausen to name a few.

I could picture in Gilliam style, Torq, who knows of Earth only through fairy tales, imagining what Earth dragons might look like flying out of a forest, coming toward him across the tundra of his home world, breathing green clouds of bad breath. He doesn’t believe real dragons breath fire. How does Torq imagine the beautiful Human princesses, when the only Humans he has ever known are his father, a bushy bearded space pirate, and himself? And, Torq is only part human. I can see a distorted nightmare of Torq on his first visit to a spaceport, where the lights are too bright and the throngs of noisy people, all taller than he is, crowd in on him. Yeah, I think Gilliam has the vision.


Torq should be some unknown — a sweet-faced, red-headed young actor (15-17) with a touch of fox about him.

Torq’s father, Xavier Vandermellonhearst and his three brothers: Jeff and Beau Bridges in dual roles each.

Nole au Zhu, the former temple dancer priest now turned buyer and un-swindler: Eugene Hutz

Torq’s Mother: Kherragh: Maybe Winona Ryder bald.

Uncle Dag, Kherragh’s brother: Dennis Quaid

Lonnie, the android: Kathleen Turner’s voice

Dr Murrow, the evil geneticist turned restauranteur: Cee-Lo Green

Aunt Glimmer, the 104 year old aunt who likes to have fun: Cloris Leachman

Raphin, the brain enhanced Greenish fringed lizard: Andy Sirkus, who else

The only major characters I haven’t cast are:

Vanilla, Torq’s ugly duckling adopted cousin and love interest who is a pretty girl under her strange make-up and clothes.

Randell, the Ninja hair stylist who is absolutely ferocious in more ways than one.

Shelley Twitchlip: The nervous nanny who is in love with Torq’s Uncle Steven

Robert and Louis Steven’s sons, the thirteen year old twins

Any ideas?


Posted on August 31, 2011, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: